Jane Rubin, Pianist and Composer of New, Original Music

Jane Rubin, Pianist and Composer of New, Original Music
Jane Charlap-Yahya Cohen Rubin
Straight Biological Woman
Multi-Talented Child Prodigy
My Family and I Were Too Humble
Artist, Composer, Choreographer Jane Rubin, in lean athletic shape and with the ability to train and dance professionally, in her late 40s and early 50s, and now in 2026, versus Derek Jeter in 2012, at only 38, overweight, injured, done.
I am a naturally — clean — elegant — uncluttered — painter and visual designer.

Normally — there would be no words in the above image

Normally, there would only a very brief artist's statement, here.

Normally — I let my clean, elegant art speak for itself.

HOWEVER, TEMPORARILY — as it is necessary to get — the facts — to the public — about the liar-criminals shown on the right side of the above image — this section will look cluttered and wordy.

I created the image rapidly. It will be redesigned as a clean sequence of images.

This is unedited speech. I am not a writer — I am a natural at giving speeches in front of an audience — because speech is a motor skill like dance and sports — and I am athletically, musically and rhythmically talented — and also a natural live performer since childhood — but I am not a left-brained writer — and there may be some typos.

I am naturally a right-brained girl — visually, musically, and athletically talented — but not linear-verbal...

Which is why — when I have to use words or do anything in a left-brained, linear way — I tend to be wordy and repetitive. I am wordy because I am not naturally a "word person."

Again — temporarily — this testimony is unedited stream of consciousness speech:

The envious liar-criminals — shown on the right side of the image above (which is temporarily cluttered and wordy but will be redesigned) — the envious liar-criminal Jeters, Steinbrenners, Randy Levine, Obamas, and Trumps, and due to their collusion — probably Bill Gates and Tim Cook — and Mark Zuckerberg — and a number of other Jewish people across the political spectrum — going the whole way back to Gerald Levin, Time Warner Inc., in the late 80s/early 90s, along with Madonna — who was the first piece of crap to use the mass media to try to rebrand/defame/dehumanize me — and also ripped me off, as former U.S. Attorney SDNY Prosecutor Peter Herbert, and others, can confirm — because she is an envious businesswoman and insecure mass-market entertainer — not an actual artist — and by the way — I was a more talented and graceful dancer than her — I was just forced to quit in my pre-teens — all of those envious liar-criminals — and others — have been obsessively smearing my inherited artistic talents in dance, music, and visual art...for decades...exploiting their mass-market media power and corp-gov't networks...motivated by envy...they have obsessively tried to defame me...putting endless effort into trying to rebrand me as a Jewish stereotype — i.e., as their favorite "intellectual, academic, funny jewish foodie" — rather than the biological girl child prodigy (naturally feminine, and always physically fit) in dance, music, and art — that I was in real life — that I am.

Your patience as I redesign and edit all of this is appreciated.

No — I am not crazy...


Artist, Composer, Choreographer Jane Rubin, in lean athletic shape and with the ability to train and dance professionally, in her late 40s and early 50s, and now in 2026, versus Derek Jeter in 2012, at only 38, overweight, injured, done.
THIS IS ORIGINAL ART: I do not use ai to create my art in any form. Furthermore, most of the art on my custom-designed portfolio — which I designed from start-to-finish — was created before ai was even available. I am a consistently polished professional artist, creative director and designer. However, because I do everything myself, at times there are images and design elements that are in progress on this site. Thank you in advance for not perpetrating any type of defamation against me or my art. NOTICE ABOUT IMAGE QUALITY: Some photos and videos were shot spontaneously with an iPhone. No tripod. No lighting. The photo of me playing the piano at top of home page was shot in my hometown, York, PA, in 2016, at First Presbyterian Church of York, where I gave a Beethovern recital in childhood. That image and others will be updated.